I like to sleep with Mummy
Mummy likes to sleep alone
Daddy tries to palm me off with him
While my Mummy talks on the phone.
I have an anti tamper device
Buried underneath my skin
If she tries to put me down at night
What a mess she'll find herself in.
Mummy please just hold me tightly
Forget about the big TV
Snuggle up, leave alone daddy
And stay all night in bed with me.
